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I
couldn’t go home right away. I asked the dispatcher to take me to
the flight test line. I put on my parachute and helmet and climbed
up the ladder of the F-100, got into the cockpit, and sat down. I
just sat there reviewing the cockpit, the instruments, the radios,
the lever for the ram air turbine in the event of, God help me, an
emergency. I checked the throttle for ease of reaching, the stick,
the gear handle. And no flaps—this first flight will be different!
It means extra approach speed. How will I handle that? I was
mentally reviewing all of this because reports from the engineering
test pilots were said to be agreeing with Air Force complaints that
said the forward vision wasn’t that good during takeoff and landing.
I had brought my parachute and helmet with me so I could match my
sitting position with the adjustable height of the ejection seat. I
wanted my helmet as close as possible to the top of the canopy. I
wanted make sure I could see.
I spent the
next hour going over again, in my mind, every normal and emergency
operating procedure.
I drove to
Panchos. I didn’t dare have a drink. I remember meeting Bill
Richardson. He was with the love of his life. In thirteen months he
would marry. Speaking of months, tomorrow, my first test flight in
the world’s fastest fighter would make me, at that time, the only
officer below the rank of Major to fly the F-100.
I ordered
Chinese. I asked Bill, “Where do the damn Chinese go when they want
to eat out?”
He laughed
and said, “Probably to a restaurant by the name of Sing Sing Lu
that specializes in Mexican food.”
Gwen had to
fly in the morning so she and Bill left after dinner. I went to my
small but comfortable library in my second floor apartment, threw
open the windows to the sea, and buried my face into the F-100
pilot’s handbook.
I got to the
flight line early. I tossed and turned all night; didn’t eat any
breakfast. Was this my first combat mission all over again? My
stomach didn’t know the difference.
Major
Woolfolk was there to help strap me in. He reviewed all the
procedures with me—walk around—start—pre-taxi checks of
instruments—controls—taxi, takeoff, climb out, the use of the
afterburner, stalls—gear up, gear down—the practice of a simulated
landing—the importance of critical airspeed on base and final—the
use of the drag chute.
The ground
crew started the power unit that fed compressed air into the engine.
I hit the master switch and as the RPM reached 20% I hit the
ignition and brought the throttle ‘round the horn’ into idle. I
immediately checked the exhaust gas temperature, the oil pressure,
and the hydraulic pressure. The rpm was at 55%. The engine was
making a hell of a racket; a high-pitched whine accompanied by a
deep, prolonged guttural sound. It was a roar of excitement! Ten
thousand horses ready to kick ass.
God! this
airplane is massive!
I checked
the flight controls and moved the stick to the right. The crew chief
signaled right aileron ‘up’, left one ‘down’. God they were big. We
did the same with left aileron input. I moved the elevator up and
down to check pitch control. I checked the rudder. Everything was
OK. I signaled ‘speed brake up’. I sensed 3000 pounds of hydraulic
pressure ramming the pistons in the hydraulic actuator to the closed
position. The crew chief was on one knee making sure it was flush
and signaled so. He then disappeared under the airplane and shortly
came into view holding three landing-gear pins. I showed him the
ejection seat safety pins and the put them in my now soaking wet
flight suit under my ‘Mae West’.
I checked
the instruments once more, made sure my pitch trim was set for
takeoff, gave a big sigh, and put on my helmet and oxygen mask. I
breathed in oxygen and checked the ‘blinker’. OK! I checked in with
North American flight control, tuned to LA tower frequency, checked
my flow of oxygen again and signaled to ‘pull the chocks’.
Major
Woolfolk had been watching my every move from the ladder attached to
the side of the cockpit. I was ready to move forward with about
25,000 pounds of metal with wheels attached. When I gave the signal
I was ready to taxi, he patted me on the head and stepped down. The
ladder was removed. I was on my own.
“LA tower,
this is North American 5756— taxi, takeoff.”
“Roger,
North American ‘56. Taxi runway 25 left, altimeter 30.01, wind from
28 (280 degrees) at 10 (knots.)”
“Roger, LA.
I am at the NAA revetment behind the wall.”
“Have you in
sight, ‘56. Clear to runway 25 Left.”
I gave the
‘hundred’ a little power, moved forward, checked the brakes, left
turn to the end of the revetment, right turn to the taxiway, right
turn heading east on the taxiway, and then headed to the active
runway. The big jet fighter handled OK-—it was a moose compared to
the F-86. But what the hell, its gross weight was about 3 ½ tons
more than the F-86.
About 30
yards from the end of my taxiway the LA tower cleared me on to the
runway. “Roger,” I said, as I lined up on the runway. Jesus! What’s
their hurry? I noticed a crowd gathered around the railing of the
production pilots’ lounge. Of course, the F-100 was new to everyone
including the tower operators. “Don’t fuck up here, Simpson,” I said
to myself. I checked the freedom of the controls, all instruments,
and my flow of oxygen as I took the runway and lined up. I was
soaking wet with sweat. I stomped on the brakes, added full military
power, checked all my power gauges—RPM—EGT (exhaust gas temperature)
oil pressure—fuel flow-flight controls once more, and then—let go!!
All 12 and ½ tons of me!!
I checked
the airspeed indicator, made sure I had directional control with the
nose gear steering as I moved down the runway, and then hit the
afterburner. A 50th of a second later I was hit in the back with a
big burst of significant forward pressure—literally throwing me
against the back of the seat!! 15,000 horses! The F-100 accelerated.
Fifty, seventy, ninety knots; I now had full directional control
with the rudder—I was haulin’ ass. One hundred, one twenty five, one
fifty—I eased the nose off—waited—then slowly added back pressure to
the stick and at 175 knots my silver streak with the tailpipe of
blinding intensity broke free from the grip of the runway and headed
for blue skies.
I put the
gear handle in the ‘UP’ position, took the aircraft out of
afterburner, trimmed the big bird, and the second I hit the
coastline I turned 45 degrees and headed for 30,000 ft. at a point
south and east of Catalina. I trimmed for pitch and roll again, and
relaxed—a little bit.
I made some
small aileron inputs on the way—first right and then left then
increased them bank-to-bank. I did a barrel roll. I performed
wings-level side-slips. At 20,000 ft. I turned an additional 30
degrees toward San Diego and made throttle transients from idle to
military power. The engine reaction was smooth and responsive. I did
a couple of aileron rolls. Oops! A little yaw there? I looked
around. At 30,000 feet I pushed the throttle into afterburner. My
eyes were riveted to the Mach meter. At Mach .95, .96, the
longitudinal stability was ‘edgy’. I didn’t like that. My
inputs into the stick were minor. I looked around. The next thing I
observed was the Mach needle indicating Mach 1.05, then 1.1, then
1.13. I was supersonic in level flight. “That’s enough,” I said to
myself. I moved the throttle inward to come out of afterburner.
Damn! Look at me; I’m almost to San Diego!! Turn around! Head back!
It seemed as if I had the world by the ass—but I didn’t want it to
crap all over me.
I was
confident. I sharply turned around toward the Palos Verdes
peninsula. At the same time I cracked the speed brake, took notice
of the trim change, corrected it with the trim switch on top of the
stick. Remember my first combat mission when I tried to use it as a
bomb release? Was I dumb or what? If someone had offered me a penny
for my thoughts he would have had change coming.
I tried a
power-on stall—with the gear up. It handled OK. Good aileron input
and control—good response in pitch/throttle control too. I didn’t go
less than 200 knots—just wanted to get a feel. Good elevator
control—kept my altitude on the mark—well, almost! I did notice a
pretty high angle of attack, though. I made a simulated
landing—downwind, gear down-—poor directional control, simulated
base and final. I needed power—lots of power—as my angle of attack
increased. I simulated a go around. I got the airspeed to increase,
pulled the gear, and flew in level flight. I said to myself, “That
was a mess.”
I was
lighter. I did a couple of aileron rolls left and right. Whoa!! Did
I detect excessive yaw? I’m going to have to do that again, but I’d
better head for home for now.
I extended
the speed brake to max, let it take full effect, rolled over and
headed for downwind at LA. I had plenty of fuel but I wasn’t about
to run out if I had to make a go-around—or two! Naturally I was
thinking what I had been told—“landing difficult and touchdown speed
high.” LA International wasn’t exactly Edwards. And it didn’t make
me feel any better when, just a few days before, “Wheaties” Welch
tried to demonstrate a slow speed approach and hit short and banged
the hell out of the tail cone of the engine and tail assembly of the
aircraft.
Major
Woolfolk made it OK but now it was my turn.
I called the
tower and received permission to land on 25 Left. I started downwind
at 1500 feet, held it steady with sufficient power, felt sweat
running down the crack of my ass, lowered the gear, and turned base.
Was I in for a surprise!! The gear seemed slow to come down and it
wasn’t sequential. The left gear lowered and locked ‘DOWN’, but the
right was slow and had not, as yet. The aircraft yawed left then
right. I over corrected—had to fight the rudder pedals—as the right
gear locked ‘DOWN’ as had the nose gear. The big moose’s reaction to
the controls seemed to be in slow motion. “This is a *&%#@+|^ mess,”
I said to myself. “Fighting a non-sequential gear with what seemed
to be an ineffective vertical stabilizer and rudder. That’s bull
shit.” It was my first real test with facing reality and I was going
to ask Major Woolfolk about it. ‘Wheaties’ Welch was doing most of
the initial flying and he didn’t say anything about it. Neither did
Major Woolfolk. Maybe I should have dropped my gear on the downwind.
But that’s bull shit too. The plane was still only under 1 ‘G’
conditions. North American was aware of a number of problems and I
was sure they were doing something about them. Everyone was
enthralled with a supersonic airplane. So was I—but I was right
there at the plant and I had a boss who listened. I was flying
#52-5756, the first F-100A-1, accepting it for the Air Force and I
didn’t like what I was flying a single bit. Bob Kemp, the brilliant
F-100 chief project engineer, would listen.
Things
settled down as I turned final. What was I going to do? Use power
and have a high angle of attack or keep altitude as long as I could
then have a swift, controlled crash. I took the power on approach. I
felt beads of sweat dripping off my forehead. Two hundred knots,
190, 180, aiming for the “25L” on the runway. Lined up ok.
Down—down—add power—down—nose up!! Too much!! Down—little
power—OK!!—Easy—let ‘er down—170 knots-good lateral control—Keep it
at 170---no less than 165! You look OK!! Nose up—easy!—easy!—pull
back on the stick—the power—bleeding airspeed OK—easy! eeeeeezzzy!!
That’s it!! Touchdown!! Power to idle—kiss the runway with
the nose gear——not that hard!! Yah dumb shit!—brakes—just a
touch—more—pull the drag chute—easy—easy—I felt the tug of the
chute—a little brakes—let it roll—you’re slow enough—release the
chute—more brakes—turn off next taxiway—careful with your taxi. I’m
home! I made it!! I’m QUAD-S——Suitcase Simpson—Supersonic
Shitkicker!!
I was elated
about my flight. Major Woolfolk and George Smith met me at the
flight line. They shook hands with a body that should have flown in
a wet suit. I would be lying if I said my first flight was
effortless—or simple. It wasn’t! Was I apprehensive about the whole
thing?? Definitely!!
I reported
my comments to Major Woolfolk. He stated that North American was
fixing the uneven ‘gear down’ problem with a set of priority valves
in the utility hydraulic system and retrofit kits were being
prepared for the test aircraft and the first few production models.
In fact, he said, you knew you were in the first bird; in the next
few weeks it will be taken care of. “You were right in telling me,”
he said. “I won’t have the chance to fly as much as you will so I
want to be told everything. You can put your signature on the DD-250
(the form that pays NAA.) It has been noted that the Engineering
Change Proposal (ECP) will be in the form of a retrofit.”
“Yes, Sir,”
I said. “I will do that. I’d like to say something else. I rolled
the aircraft—pretty good stick force into the aileron roll. After a
couple of them I though I sensed more than normal yaw—certainly more
than I have ever been associated with.”
“You’re
right—long cigar fuselage and maybe not enough tail. Engineering is
looking at that now. And Jack, don’t be afraid to speak up.”
“Yes, Sir.”
Major
Woolfolk then said, “It’s Bill and Suitcase at the plant. Treat me
like a Major when I’m in the company of pretty women.”
“Gee, Bill,”
I said. “By that time I’ll forget your name.” He laughed. Thank
God!! He was one of the ‘good guys’ |